Pretentious Art Professor: It's man's battle with his own mortality which is the mother of true artistic expression. The process of birth and death is creation. True art mirrors this natural cycle. Without mortality man is cut off from art's essence and will disappear into the mechanical logic of an indifferent clockwork universe.
Insightful Lunkhead: Yeah! Art would just be all circles and cubes and shit.
Writer Of This Nonsense: I'm ready for winter to be over so I can get out of my head and back into the world.