Friday, November 20, 2009

Love Meat

We all love meat. Some of us like to eat meat. Everybody loves to touch meat. What man doesn't like putting his sensitive meat parts in-between a woman's fleshy meat parts. Did you know women can grow meat inside of them? Ewwwwwww!

But we sometimes overindulge and eat too much meat and become too much meat ourselves, don't we? We need to keep our meat consumption in check otherwise our meat won't be able to stay meaty very long! We'll meat ourselves out to the max!

If we reach peak meat and don't cut back all meat may disappear from the planet. If meat disappears we'll all be bones and we won't want to do anything, because nothing is fun without meat!

1 comment:

Kenny P. said...

You've really mete out the harsh wisdom here.