This Man, This Monster, These Hands!

Sigmund Freud said, 'Anatomy is destiny'. Look at your hands. Do you have big bear paws or delicate, glassy, boney hands? Do you put your mitts into boxing gloves, dishwater, clay, or somebody else's insides?

I have small almost feminine hands but with a ton of hair on my knuckles. Jesus, what does that say about me?! How can I be an astronaut with hands like that?!