Imaginary Dads

Here's a good way to meet cute chicks if you have any cartooning ability. Take your sketchbook to a public place, scan it for cuties, then start drawing what you think their dads look like. They'll think you're drawing them and unless you're sending out creep vibes they will probably approach you to see your drawing. Show them your drawing of their imaginary dad and start a conversation. It'll probably get a smile out of them. It's a good ice breaker.

...unless they have bad dad associations in which case you just opened up an emotional can of worms, you insensitive dick!

As a general rule if you can confuse a girl with your talent she'll talk to you. It's why men become magicians. But don't become a magician. They're cheesy and lame. Not clever, earthy, swarthy, and masculine like cartoonists.